LinkedIn as Artist’s Medium (and congratulate me on my work anniversary while you are at it)

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Credit: https://pixabay.com/en/airship-city-mushroom-steampunk-1140366/

I have discovered that LinkedIn is an amazing new absurdist medium for creative expression.

I started to realize the potential of LinkedIn as Artist’s Medium in February, 2014, when I retired from Wall Street. After updating my end-date for my old job, on a whim I added a new position:

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I know, it’s a hamster wheel and not a rat in a race, but it’s the same idea.

MY NEW LINKEDIN POSITION ENTERED FEBRUARY, 2014:

Title: Rat

Company: Rat Race

Dates: July, 1968 – February, 2014.

I was just having fun. I didn’t expect anything to happen. Who looks at anything anyone writes on their LinkedIn profile anyway? The modal message is, “See how great I am.” That is only slightly less annoying than Facebook, where everyone is screaming “Look at me (and what I ate for lunch).” Yuck.

But after I officially retired as Rat from The Rat Race I immediately began receiving the most charming notes from people. I reconnected with some people I hadn’t talked to in a long time and made some new friends.

It was wonderful for a while, But, then it died down.

Then I added a new entry called Human at Human Race, that runs from October, 1952, to present.

I got a new flurry of new messages, and it was all good again.

For a while.

Then I forgot all about it.

Until, the following October, when I got a HUGE blast of messages congratulating me on my work anniversary as Human at Human Race.

WOW! It was like getting a love letter addressed to occupant.

So, I have been adding various projects to my profile as I think of them. I make sure to make up an absurd title and appropriate organization name.

Now I get notes telling from amazing people telling me how much they enjoy reading my profile.

And every month people congratulate my on my work Anniversary.

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My new calling card.

To illustrate the point for this article, I just gave myself a new job.

Title: Chief Inanity Officer (CIO) at CardsAgainstInanity.com

Start date: March, 2011

I’m bracing for the next onslaught of messages congratulating me on the new job.

In the meantime, this is what I want you to do: If you’ve read this far then send me a quick note saying “Congratulations on your work anniversary.”

I promise I will respond, thanking you for reading this article. Maybe we can get to know each other better. If you got this far then I know I’ll like you, and I’ll try to give you reason to like me.

Deal?

Brooke

P. S. I am an “open networker.” That means that I will accept connection requests from most people as long as they don’t give me a reason not to. If you go to my LinkedIn profile and you like what you read, and you would like me to be a contact of yours, then send me a personal note telling me that you do. You might want to also tell me why.

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Author: Brooke Allen

A social entrepreneur and retired Wall Street executive.

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